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The closest he’s come was an experience swimming with sharks in a pool at a water park. “When I got in, it was so dark you couldn’t really see, but they keep them well-fed and happy,” he says.
“Anyway, at a certain point they started getting pretty proactive, and then I looked up, and everyone was rushing out of the water.”
“I didn’t know what to do, but then I got close to this bridge, and this guy pulled me out,” he continues. “He was very apologetic to everyone and he said, ‘They usually don’t do this. They only do that if there’s the smell of urine. Did anyone pee?’”
Suddenly it’s horribly clear where this is going. And then he says it.
“I had peed.”